Female masterbation

When men talk about masturbation (or at least what I have heard and read), everyone pretty much settles on the basics: It's hard to practice self-control. (Though, it's true that many men do struggle to relate to real women in the flesh, if the movie Her is any ...

So why not spice things up a bit with our guide to some of the best female masturbation techniques?

This is even hotter if you have one with different settings (shower, not clit) and can use a pulse setting.

But here’s some for the girls, ranked from worst to best and illustrated just to jazz things up.

And when I say spice, I don’t mean so literally—as much as it’s fun to play with food, using a habanero in place of a vibe is going to buuuurn.

Whether you prefer skin on skin, purpose-built toys, or water, there is cliterally a whole host of female masturbation techniques to get yourself off.

Accurate in that it acknowledges the importance of the clitoris in achieving the big O rather than penetration.

Also nice as it involves the word glitter as, if you’re trying to describe a feeling in visuals, an orgasm is a bit like a glitter bomb exploding.

From safety first, to getting yourself off, here's the low down on those OMG moments.

Female masturbation isn’t talked about quite as much as male masturbation.

You can also slide the "V" up and down at the same time.

(Note: this masturbation technique may take time to master, rather like rubbing your tummy and patting your head in sync...

In fact, only 60% of women admit to masturbating, we’re pretty sure some woman are keeping schtum! If men can talk freely about a little bit of self-loving, then why can’t we?

Going solo, flicking your bean, me time, self pleasure, onanism, whatever you call it, there’s no reason to feel guilty about it. In fact, we think female masturbation is particularly important because us women find it a lot harder to come during sex, so we need to get that satisfaction somewhere!

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