Funny rules about dating my daughter

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For example, many a teen girl has shown off her self-appointed expertise in a field where she has little to no experience. You may want to ask such obvious questions as, "Exactly how can you be a great driver before you have a permit? From what I can tell, you're still perfecting the art of toast." When your daughter's self-aggrandizing behaviors and comments are slung at you like boulders from a catapult, you can't help but feel the force of the blow.

But I recommend that you work diligently to keep yourself on an even keel.

Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object.

I have yet to meet a woman parenting a teen girl who hasn't looked at me at some point and uttered the following sentence: "I just can't stand her right now!

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