Intricacies of dating a bartender

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If you fall behind, don't force yourself to catch up - you will definitely not enjoy the intricate flavours of your beer if you are drinking too quickly.

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A unique mix of stale beer, spilt cocktails, and Jagermeister.

Breathe it in, then tell them to get in the shower.

This is a friendly gesture that can ensure a positive atmosphere, but it shouldn't be conditional on a reciprocal drink.

If you're drinking together, keep an eye on your companions but don't try to match their drinking speed.

Because we don't get weekends, unless you count the occasional consecutive Monday-Tuesday off.2. Just let us have our say about this pub's incorrect glass-polishing technique, and how they're doing their beer-to-head ratio wrong.

the rotas only come out about 12 hours before they start.4. using the degree we may or may not have shed blood, sweat and tears for, doesn't mean we're not as smart as everyone else.8. Once we've got all the gripes out the way, that is.

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Pubs are generally sociable places, so go with the flow, talk to the regulars, have a chat with the bartender - typical English small talk topics, such as the weather or recent sporting events, will stand you in good stead.

Pubs can get crowded and customers need free access to the bar.

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